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Norman Snodgrass Saves the Green Planet by Sue Bough
epub |eng | 2019-05-28 | Author:Sue Bough

“a shiny Baracs Beetle…” “Only one problem with that,” grimaced Ern as he peered intently at Ginger’s undercarriage. “Fred and Ginger are both boys.” “Oh.” Norm was crestfallen. “Well, at ...
( Category: Humorous October 8,2019 )
Grown-ups Never Do That by Davide Cali
epub |eng | 2019-10-07 | Author:Davide Cali [Cali, Davide and Chaud, Benjamin]

They never forget. They never blame. They’re never messy. And they’re never ever late. They never speak with their mouths full. They never burp. They never complain . . . ...
( Category: Humor October 8,2019 )
Robo-Dodo Rumble by Tom Angleberger
epub |eng | 2019-09-10 | Author:Tom Angleberger

Chapter 9 We got the penny. That was all the money that was left in my store, since no one had bought any cookies all day! “Now what do we ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives October 8,2019 )
The Pinhoe Egg (UK) by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

Chapter Twelve Over in Ulverscote there was suddenly a plague of frogs. Nobody had seen the like before. There were thousands of them, and there was a sort of green-redness ...
( Category: Humor October 8,2019 )
The Magicians of Caprona (UK) by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 1980-05-15 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

CHAPTER NINE “If you’re not careful,” said Angelica, glowering under the bulge of her forehead, “I shall sing the first spell that comes into my head. And I hope it ...
( Category: Fantasy October 8,2019 )
Conrad's Fate (UK) by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

Chapter Eleven Christopher must have used some magic then. He and the dog both stopped as if they had run into a wall. I overran a little and stopped myself ...
( Category: Fantasy October 8,2019 )
The Lives of Christopher Chant (UK) by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 2009-05-15 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

14 AGAIN there was nothing wrong with Christopher when he woke up. He listened to Flavian that morning with a polite, vague look on his face while he marveled about ...
( Category: Fantasy October 8,2019 )
Witch Week (UK) by Diana Wynne Jones
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Diana Wynne Jones [Jones, Diana Wynne]

10 THE NEXT MORNING, Brian Wentworth did not get up. Simon threw a pillow at him as he lay there, but Brian did not stir. “Wakey, wakey, Brian!” Simon said. ...
( Category: Humor October 8,2019 )
Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh! by Wiley Blevins & Marta Kissi
epub |eng | 2019-07-31 | Author:Wiley Blevins & Marta Kissi

I told Mamaw all about word problems, the Family Night reading, and how I didn’t want to go back to 2nd Grade. Mamaw pulled me in close. And wrapped her ...
( Category: Humor October 7,2019 )
Blood Diaries by Marissa Moss
epub |eng | 2017-06-11 | Author:Marissa Moss

1) Most vampires age from ten to sixteen, skipping the middle part. Only the bravest souls face those years. That way they go straight from pinatas and jump houses to ...
( Category: Intermediate Readers October 7,2019 )
Hoax for Hire by Laura Martin
epub |eng | 2019-05-30 | Author:Laura Martin

Chapter Fourteen I awoke confused. I’d fallen asleep as the sun was coming up, and it appeared it was coming up again through my window. I stared at it for ...
( Category: Humor October 7,2019 )
Taming of the Shoe by Sarah Darer Littman
epub |eng | | Author:Sarah Darer Littman

Chapter Eight AUNT MARGAUX TEXTS ME TO tell me she’s around the corner in a black sedan, because the police are diverting traffic away from the Hotel Z. I want ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths October 7,2019 )
Sandapalooza Shake-Up by Chris Grabenstein
epub |eng | 2018-05-22 | Author:Chris Grabenstein [Chris Grabenstein]

“Wait until there’s one second left on the shot clock?” added her dad. “Just give me five minutes, you guys. I want to talk this over with somebody. I think ...
( Category: Humor October 7,2019 )
The Creakers by Tom Fletcher & Shane Devries
epub |eng | 2019-09-09 | Author:Tom Fletcher & Shane Devries

Has your mom or dad ever burned the dinner? Or maybe a piece of toast at breakfast time? Do you remember what it smelled like? It’s horrible, isn’t it? Well, ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror October 7,2019 )
The Collected Works of Gretchen Oyster by Cary Fagan
epub |eng | 2019-09-16 | Author:Cary Fagan

15 Not Good Enough Personally, I couldn’t understand why Jackson would want to leave. I mean, our parents were perfectly nice. On the annoying scale, they rated three out of ...
( Category: Humor October 7,2019 )

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